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Hi. Hello. Hiya.
I'm Michael.
18
Florida.
happily taken.
I love you.

tyleroakley:

danbgruchy:

no you guys don’t understand somebody took troy in hsm3 and made a let it go parody and it fits oh my g od

SOMEHOW FROZEN GOT BETTER.

(Source: danbgruchy, via the-selfie-of-dorian-gray)

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

(via oh-hey-fuck-you)

faultinourfantasies:

scarecrowframe:

faultinourfantasies:

SYSTEM ALERT: The metaphor is in his hand

Wait wait wait. His girlfriend needs assistance breathing and he smokes next to her? Hahahahahahaha what the fuck is this

It’s a metaphor, see: You put the killing thing between your teeth but you don’t give it the power to do its killing

(via allthemonstersunderthebed)

dave-stridesu:

blink182andbeyond:

cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

He’s probably from Florida

Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange

(via cumfort)

running4thehigh:

Just in case no one told you today:

  • Good morning
  • You’re beautiful
  • I love you
  • Nice butt

(via shetookoffmypants)

mexicanest:

reading the first question on a test
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(via sodamnrelatable)

dickspeak:

acting cool around ur crush

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(Source: pupexe, via sodamnrelatable)

arrafrost:

indecentdrawer:

if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love

then spoil it

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(via smiletheworldisbeautiful)