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Hi. Hello. Hiya. Sup? I'm Michael. I'm a 19 year old dude dating a wonderful girl. I live in Florida, but I dunno I wanna move somewhere else eventually.

-atlas:

this is one of the smallest parrots in the world aND I REACHED OUT TO GIVE HIM A SUNFLOWER SEED BUT HE WANTED A HEAD SCRATCH INSTEAD. MY HEART MELTED. JUST LOOK AT HIM

(via absolutely-flabbergasted)

Parents get Harry Potter trivia very, very wrong (x)

(Source: simplypotterheads, via melliflow)

ungratefullittleshit:

Times Tumblr Raised Serious Questions About “Harry Potter”

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roidyraw:

As soon as I learned Nicki Minaj voiced Sugilite, I had to

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achoomnida:

if you’re gonna unfollow me you’ll have to go through

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the perfume department 

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h0odrich:

my amazon wishlist

1.) shut the fuck up

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coolscar:

cyandye:

coolscar:

*mr krabs voice* secret formuler 

*plankton voice* hand it over krabs

*mr krabs voice* eat a dick plankton 

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