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Hi. Hello. Hiya. Sup? I'm Michael. I'm a 19 year old dude dating a wonderful girl. I live in Florida, but I dunno I wanna move somewhere else eventually.


when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

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what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via allthemonstersunderthebed)


I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm

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I just realized we were peer pressured into thinking peer pressure is bad

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*waits for puberty to turn me hot until i’m 43*

(Source: koolaicl, via sometimelow)


"maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-"


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